Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.