Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's the square root of sixty-nine?

What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.