Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.