How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

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What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.