Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.