What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...