Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.