Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What does Sally have?

Cancer.