How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!