What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Who drowns?

The boat.