What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.