Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Leeches and scream.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Boo man! Boo!

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Pizza Haunt!

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Spring break.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn