How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed