How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.