How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.