Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.