Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow