Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "