How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.