Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.