Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.