How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.