How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.