Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu