Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!