Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!