Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.