Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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He was a lion.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye