How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.