What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What are they doing?

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.