What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.