How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.