How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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