How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.