How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!