What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner