What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.