What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.