What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum