What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale