How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood