How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.