Power Jokes

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

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How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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He came to work baked.

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Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !