What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.