What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.