Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands