The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Oprahs Black
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
A: More head room
I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth
Christopher Reeves
A Brexit
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
because he was following people before instagram
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
i'm serious... help.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
A two-weeker
for 2 weeks.