How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.