What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.