What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is by itself?

Provolone

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does it smell?

Awful

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese