How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).