How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.