How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.