Hard work and dedication.
LED Zeppelin
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
The NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
He has no clutch.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Because he needed one.
Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.