What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus