What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.