Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.