What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.