Talk in your sleep.
Acting surprised.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
He got AIIIIIDS.
He got lemonaids.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
A Hopster.
Salt.
It is the language of Wales.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."