Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Your uncle.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.