What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !