What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.