Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*