Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality