Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.