Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*