How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.