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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss