Stand it on four bricks !
Cuatros Cincos
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Hire a cunning linguist.