How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!