How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.