How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.